2 dudes 1 city

Dude 1: Hey man you know ho we’ve been working out for years, and man we’ve gotten big, eh dude?

Dude 2: Yeah man I’m glad you talked me into going to the gym and working out with you man.

Dude 1: we’ve put on, what, like 50 pounds each of solid muscle, eh bro?

Dude2: Yeah man. Wish it could be more.

Dude1: Do ya, man? Do ya wish it was more, that youcould be even Bigger?

Dude 2: Well ya I guess…

Dude 1: Cuz dude, I met this guy yesterday and, man he’s from like, Russia or somewhere, and told me
about this awesome shit man, it’s like roids but better.

Dude 2: Well dude you know I’m not….

Dude 1: Man I got some, here look.

Dude 2: It’s liquid? You drink it

Dude 1: Yeah man. (pops open a cork off a jar/beaker) Here’ wanna try it man?

Dude 2: No way man. I aint touchin that stuff.

Dude 1: Well I’m gonna try it man. He says drink a full vial of this and incredible things will happen man
it will increase my strength, and stamina. Dude if we do this it will make us bigger.

Dude 2: Not me man, I’ll go natural…. Hey dude –

Dude 1: (sound of gulp gulp gulp gulp

Dude 2: Wow I can’t believe you are sucking that down

Dude 1: Ahhhh. Tastes good man. Sweet. Kind like a Chinese cock——-

Dude 2: Dude! Are you OK aw, man what the –

Dude 1: Ohhh, Man I feel ….. I
dunno…..hot, all over…and like I’m gonna fall over or something, kinda
dizzy

Dude 2: Hey – let me help you

Dude 1: NO – I’m ok. I can do this…..i can ..wait – aw FUCK MAN that feeling its FUCKIN WILD man its
FUCKIN INTENSE and MAN I’M GONNA FUCKIN – I DUNNO IM FEELING ANGRY, FEELING AGGRESSIVE
LIKE – AW FUCCKKKKKK
(sound of cloth ripping)

Dude 2: Bro your shirt man – your ARMS man they are bustin out of your shirt!

Dude 1: AW YEAHHH MAN – I FEEL IT MAN I FEEL POWER MAN – ITS SURGING THROUGH ME MAN – IT
ITS IN MY NUTS MAN AND ITS LIKE RADIATING ALL OVER – FEELING STRONG MAN, FEELING
(sound of ripping)

Dude 2: Shit! Buddy you are GROWING! Look at you you are too big for your shirt man it’s fucking
tearing off you like – wait buddy don’t look at me like that…

Dude 1: YOU MAN – YOU GONNA TAKE THIS TOO!

Dude 2: No man! I – –

Dude 1: I’m gonna force it down ya man if you don’t…..

Dude 2: No, ppplease…….(muffled sound and then gulp gulp gulp gulp)

Dude 1: (during gulps) there ya go bro – that’s right swallow the nice liquid for your BIG BUDDY and
YOURE GONNA BE JUST LIKE ME DUDE

Dude 2: Oh, my god. Oh shit…..

Dude 1: LOOK AT ME DUDE! WHY NOT BE LIKE THIS – AND I’M GROWING MORE CHECK IT OUT,
FUCKING BUSTING OUTTA MY CLOTHES, AND AW FUCK MAN MY FUCKIN BODY EXPLODING WITH
POWER AND SIZE! My HAND MAN THEY ARE TURNING INTO KILLER FUCKIN MACHINES! LOOK AT ME
GROWING UP, I’M 15 FEET NOW GETTING BIGGER, FUCK YESSSS AND STRONGER AW SHIT FUCKKK
YEAAHHHHHH. GONNA FUCK THINGS UP MAN WHEN I STOP GROING AND I HOPE I GROW A LOT
FUCKIN MORE MAN! DON’T WANNA STOP MAN WANNA KEEP GROWING BIGGER AND BIGGER AND
INTO A FUCKIN GOD MAN INTO FUCKIN GOD!

Dude 2: Dude, I ….I feel it too man.

Dude 1: GONNA FUCKIN TEAR APART SHIT MAN GONNA FUCKIN CRACK SHIT IN HALF AND TEAR DOWN
BUILDINGS AND BRIDGES MAN AW SHITTTT ITS GONNA BE SO FUCKIN SWEEEEET!

Dude 2: Radiating, ya. Aw DAMN man, yeahhh……dude I ….

Dude 1: GONNA STOMP ON SHIT MAN, GONNA FUCKIN DESTROY SHIT UNITL….
(sound of more ripping)

Dude 2: Man it’s….FUCKIN INCREDIBLE….AW FUCK DUDE! LOOK AT ME I’M GROWIN TOO! GETTING
HUGE LIKE YOU MAN, YEAHHHH!

Dude 1: There ya go buddy, yeah FLEX FOR ME MAN, aw YEAHHH!

Dude 2: FUCK YESSS, (more ripping) MY FUCKIN MUSCLES MAN THEY ARE SURGING UP UP UP,
FUCKING SURGING WITH VISCIOUS POWER AND FUCKIN HUGENESS! AND FUCK MAN I’M FEEELING
PISSED! I’M FUCKIN FEELING AGGRESSSIVE LIKE I WANNA FUCK UP SOME GUY MAN OR SOME THING
MAN! MY ARMS MAN, MY WHOLE FUCKIN BODY FEELS LIKE A FUCKIN WEAPON MAN!

Dude 1: Yeah man! You wanna CRUSH A GUY MAN. Ya FEEL IT man? Ya feel the ANGER THE POWER?

Dude 2: FUCK YEAAHHH! IT’S PAYBACK TIME FUCKERS! IT’S FUCKIN TIME FOR ME TO CRUSH SOME
SKULLS MAN, FUCKIN PUMMELL SOME FUCKIN SHIT AND FUCKIN DESTROY A CITY MAN WITH YOU.

Dude 1: FUCK YEAH MAN HIGH FIVE BRO GONNA FUCKIN RAMPAGE WITH YOU NOW BRO

Dude 2: FUCK YEAH BRO (sound of fist bump) YOU ROCK BRO WE’RE 100 FEET TALL NOW MAN AND I
AM SO GLAD YOU TALKED ME INTO IT MAN

Dude 1: Dude – I’m so FUCKIN BONED MAN

Dude 2: ME TOO MAN – IT’S LIKE THE SIZE, THE POWER THE DESTRUCTION AND MAN YOUR AWESOME
FUCKIN BODY MAN – IT’S ALL FUCKIN CAUSING ME TO FUCKIN BONE LIKE CRAZY.

Dude 1: Dude – your arms man they are sweet bro

Dude 2: Dude – yer fuckin chest man, and your shoulders, aw fuck bro so fuckin fine.
(kissing: dude..man..mphhhhhhmmmmm)

Dude 1: TIME TA BREAK SOME SHIT – LETS ROCK BR0

Dude 2: YEAH MAN! I CANT BELIEVE I DIDN’T WANNA GROW LIKE THIS MAN SO GLAD YOU DID WHAT
YOU DID. MAN I OWE YA!

Dude 1: LET ME SEE YOU CRUSH SHIT BRO! AND LETS GET MORE OF THAT STUFF MAN WE CAN GET
BIGGER!

Dude 2: Yeahhhh MAN BIGGER!

Dude 1: YEAHHHHHH!

(SOUND OF HIGH FIVE,, SCREAMS, DESTRUCTION, MORE SCREAMS, EVIL LAUGHTER…AND THE
OCCASIONAL INESCAPABLE SOUND OF GIANT TONGUE WRESTLING…..)

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